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September 07, 2022
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every now and again I will remember this post from the bread baking reddit

and the words “horf some cronts” will float through my mind and I just

lose it every time

(via sabertoothwalrus)

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September 07, 2022
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oniongarlic:

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now thats what i call a fucking car

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September 07, 2022
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riddlebot:

a tweet from the author neil gaiman. he is quote retweeting someone saying "Stop writing about gay sex and accept Jesus Christ. You will never be as good a writer as Tolkien because you reject Logos." his response reads "I don't write much about gay sex, as people who have read my books would know. But, oddly, I don't read a tweet like this and feel the urge to convert. Instead I read it and vaguely wish I'd actually written more about gay sex."ALT

he is really not fucking around on twitter anymore

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November 21, 2020
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flowersilk:

small gf and tall gf who solve mysteries together 🕵️‍♀️

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September 28, 2020
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yeoldenews: “I must admit that “shit-ass” is not a word I ever thought I’d see in a 19th century letter… but here we are. “This is kind of a shit-ass of a letter, but I just wanted to let you know I was alive.” - Gilbert Patterson to Jack, June 16,...

yeoldenews:

I must admit that “shit-ass” is not a word I ever thought I’d see in a 19th century letter… but here we are.

“This is kind of a shit-ass of a letter, but I just wanted to let you know I was alive.”

- Gilbert Patterson to Jack, June 16, 1896.

(via gluten-free-pussy)

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September 28, 2020
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sabertoothwalrus:

you know how dogs do that thing where they kinda seem like they’re ignoring you but when you talk at them they wag their tails? my cats do the same thing but instead of wagging their tails they just turn into exclamation points

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May 20, 2020
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aesthetiicly:

i love this kid

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May 20, 2020
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rodrickheffeley:

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May 20, 2020

I miss hearing my friends talk, but I constantly think that no one is interested in being friends with me and so I withdraw and that sucks and I know I shouldn’t do it, but I do. Fuck.

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May 13, 2020

I’ve decided to buy my dream outfit, and come out. Biiiiiiiiiiiiii!